I just got this picture of Fake JZ from the elevator's video camera just as the elevator lost power (See previous diary entry). Boy does she look scared. It's a good thing I rescued her. It's actually quite embarrassing if you ask me. Thank god for her this is a secret diary that no one will ever see.
Anyways, enough about her. Let's talk about me. Me, Me, Me!
Good thing my charming good looks were able to return power to the elevator and save the day. I am quite inspired by own handsome heroics so I decided to don a superhero alter ego to standup for truth, justice, and my good looks and combat all things evil aka ugly people. I will call myself Captain Beautiful.
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